Weasley is My King

everybodyilovedies:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ covert ops:・゚✧
aka a hat and some glasses and suddenly no one recognizes you

tony’s more famous than Steve and Natasha combined that’s why he had the hat sunglasses AND hoodie.

(Source: thezhenger, via of-bifrosts-and-guinea-pigs)

drunkmom2007:

supersmashbrothersbrawl:

5ky1er:

Mom: What do you want for your birthday?

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kiss me hard before you go

(via budding-wallflower)

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

(via budding-wallflower)

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute, via budding-wallflower)

unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

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ladouchedoree:

all hail the dachshund king

ladouchedoree:

all hail the dachshund king

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gaia-is-sucktastic:

don’t lie we all do this with our friends when we see someone attractive

(Source: rozaana, via of-bifrosts-and-guinea-pigs)

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

(via budding-wallflower)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via budding-wallflower)